Post by Officer Joe on Jul 12, 2009 23:39:20 GMT -5
Officer Joe Vargas was driving down the road in his police cruiser when he stopped at a red light. He looked to his left when he noticed some punk spray painting a local store. Officer Joe quickly pulls up beside the kid and gets out with his weapon drawn.
Officer Joe: FREEZE!!!
The kid gets frightened and puts his hands up. Joe looks at the graffitti and it reads "Balla Naton"
Joe: Dont you know that it costs money to remove this filth from the walls??
The kid nods his head
Joe: How old are you son?
Kid: 17
Joe: WEll lemme ask you sumtin kid, do you think people like getting there property spray painted??
The kid shrugs
Joe: Ooooh so you dont know huh?? Well lemme see how you like it!!
Officer Joe grabs the can of spray paint and sprays it on the kids face.
The kid coughs and squirms around
Joe: STAY STILL!!
Officer Joe pulls out his knightstick and hits the kid full force on his left knee.
The kid falls down in pain.
Joe: YOU DONT LIKE IT VERY MUCH DO YOU!?!?
Joe hits the kid several more times, once on the head and twice on his back.
Joe: Now let this be a lesson to you! Have a good night ok??
Officer Joe throws the can of spray paint in the trunk on his cruiser, gets in his vehicle and drives away leavin the kid on the ground in pain.
Joe thinks to him self "well that could've gone better!" He chuckles and continues roaming the streets of Los Santos
Officer Joe: FREEZE!!!
The kid gets frightened and puts his hands up. Joe looks at the graffitti and it reads "Balla Naton"
Joe: Dont you know that it costs money to remove this filth from the walls??
The kid nods his head
Joe: How old are you son?
Kid: 17
Joe: WEll lemme ask you sumtin kid, do you think people like getting there property spray painted??
The kid shrugs
Joe: Ooooh so you dont know huh?? Well lemme see how you like it!!
Officer Joe grabs the can of spray paint and sprays it on the kids face.
The kid coughs and squirms around
Joe: STAY STILL!!
Officer Joe pulls out his knightstick and hits the kid full force on his left knee.
The kid falls down in pain.
Joe: YOU DONT LIKE IT VERY MUCH DO YOU!?!?
Joe hits the kid several more times, once on the head and twice on his back.
Joe: Now let this be a lesson to you! Have a good night ok??
Officer Joe throws the can of spray paint in the trunk on his cruiser, gets in his vehicle and drives away leavin the kid on the ground in pain.
Joe thinks to him self "well that could've gone better!" He chuckles and continues roaming the streets of Los Santos